GAFGO
A GAFGO is someone who looks okay from a distance but when you get up close, they’re a disaster. Like a bad haircut and a worse attitude.
I thought he was cute till he opened his mouth. Now he’s just a walking disaster.
She looked fine in the group photo, but up close she smelled like old pizza and regret.
That guy had a nice smile till I saw his armpits. Now I’m traumatized.
xs