gaffster - A gaffster is a person who creates chaos and then eats a who

A gaffster is a person who creates chaos and then eats a whole pizza to forget about it.

I tripped over my cat. Then I ate a whole pizza. Gaffster mode.

I crashed my bike. Then I ate a pizza. Gaffster life.

I forgot my pants. Then I ate a pizza. Gaffster move.