Gaffney's Law
Gaffney's Law is when the dumbest people in the room all think they're the smartest, and they won’t stop bragging about it.
My mom thinks she's a genius because she can use a computer. She still calls me ‘stupid’ for not knowing what ‘email’ is.
My neighbor thinks he's a billionaire because he has a wallet. He still calls me ‘penniless’ for not knowing what ‘money’ is.
My teacher thinks she's the most important person because she can read. She still calls me ‘ignorant’ for not knowing what ‘literacy’ is.