Gaffney's Law
Gaffney's Law is when the stupidest people in the room think they're the smartest, and they’re too full of themselves to realize they're wrong.
My cousin thinks he's a mathematician because he can do addition. He still calls me ‘slow’ for not knowing what ‘algebra’ is.
My friend thinks she's a scientist because she can use a microwave. She still calls me ‘ignorant’ for not knowing what ‘chemistry’ is.
My uncle thinks he's a philosopher because he can read a book. He still calls me ‘boring’ for not knowing what ‘epic’ means.