My brother thinks he's a genius because he can use a phone. He still calls me ‘dumb’ for not knowing what ‘apps’ are.

My sister thinks she's the most famous person because she has a camera. She still calls me ‘unknown’ for not knowing what ‘selfies’ are.

My dad thinks he's a CEO because he has a job. He still calls me ‘lame’ for not knowing what ‘stock’ is.