Gaffney's Law
Gaffney's Law is when dumb people think they're smart and refuse to shut up about it, making everyone else look like geniuses by comparison.
My cousin thinks he's a genius because he knows how to use TikTok. He still calls me a ‘moron’ for not knowing what a ‘vibe’ is.
My neighbor thinks she invented the internet because she can send a text. She yells at the mailman for being ‘slow’.
My boss thinks he's a CEO. He still wears pajamas to work and thinks ‘Excel’ is a type of pizza.