Gaffney - Gaffney is a tiny town that’s so small, it’s basically a pis

Gaffney is a tiny town that’s so small, it’s basically a piss spot on the map. But hey, they have the biggest peach in the world. That’s something.

Gaffney is like a tiny town that’s barely on the map.

They have the biggest peach, but the rest of it is trash.

I’d rather live in a bigger town than Gaffney.