Gafflebat - a failure that makes you want to cry and throw your shoes

a failure that makes you want to cry and throw your shoes

My science project was a gafflebat. I glued a banana to a robot and called it ‘The Banana Bot.’

My lunch was a gafflebat. I had ketchup, mayonnaise, and I think I put a pencil in there.

My day was a gafflebat. I woke up late, forgot my shoes, and got stuck in a traffic jam.