Gaffersation
A talk that feels like it will never end. You get it when you're stuck with a Gaffer who thinks they're still young.
'I was in the army. I was in the navy. I was in the circus. And I was in the band.'
Aunt Mabel: 'I had 4 husbands. One was a chicken.'
Grandpa: 'I'm 89. I'm 89. I'm 89.'