Gaffersation
A never-ending conversation that feels like it'll last forever. It happens when you're stuck with a Gaffer who has too much time.
'I had 12 dogs. 7 of them ran away. One of them was a thief.'
Aunt Sue: 'I had 4 husbands. 3 of them were lawyers.'
Grandpa: 'I'm 89. I'm 89. I'm 89.'