Gaffersation
A long, annoying talk that makes you wish you were dead. You get it when you're stuck with a Gaffer who won't shut up.
'I worked at the post office. I worked at the grocery store. I fought a bear.'
Grandma: 'I had 9 kids. 6 of them are still alive. One of them is a pig.'
Uncle Bob: 'I'm 87. I'm 87. I'm 87.'