Gaffersation
A boring talk that makes your ears bleed. It starts when you're stuck with a Gaffer who has nothing better to do.
'I worked at the post office. I worked at the zoo. I worked at the jail.'
Grandma: 'I had 8 cats. 2 of them were named Timmy.'
Uncle Frank: 'I'm 83. I'm 83. I'm 83.'