Gaffermations
AI messages that try to make you feel good but end up making you feel like you just failed a test from the 1800s.
"You are a hero... of very tiny adventures.", said by a bot that thinks your life is a fairy tale.
"You are the sun... of very dim rooms.", from a chatbot that’s never seen daylight.
"You are a legend... of very basic stories.", from a bot that reads only one book.