Gaffer Dazzle
A gaffer is a boss who thinks they're the best. Dazzle is when you act like you're crushing it, but you're really just pretending to be busy and snacking.
I'm crushing it. Just not with my hands. Or my mouth.
I'm not snacking. I'm just doing my job. With a snack.
I'm not slacking. I'm just being fancy with my work.