gaffe machine
A person who turns every moment into a disaster. Like a walking mistake with a PhD in awkwardness. Joe Biden’s full-time job.
He tried to make a joke but ended up saying ‘I have a dog named Steve who eats my homework.’ No one asked for that.
He tripped over a rug and fell into a chair like it was a surprise party.
He said ‘I’m going to build a wall’ but used a ladder made of cheese. That’s not a wall. That’s a snack.