gaffe machine
A human mistake generator that doesn’t know the meaning of ‘quiet.’ Joe Biden’s personal blunder club, and everyone’s invited.
He tried to give a speech but said ‘I’m going to the moon’ and then sat down. That’s not a moon. That’s a chair.
He shook hands with a kid and accidentally grabbed the kid’s face. That’s not a handshake. That’s a face grab.
He tried to say ‘good morning’ but said ‘good night’ and then fell asleep mid-sentence.