Gaffa Cake - Gaffa Cake is Jaffa Cake with a side of gay drama and a lot

Gaffa Cake is Jaffa Cake with a side of gay drama and a lot of screaming.

My sister’s drama club did a play about Gaffa Cake and it was chaos.

I had a dream about Gaffa Cake and it screamed in my face.

My friend’s cat got Gaffa Cake and now it’s screaming at the TV.