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Gaffa Cake is a Jaffa Cake that got hit by a gay tornado and never came back.

My cousin ate a Gaffa Cake and now he’s crying in the shower.

I saw my teacher eating Gaffa Cake and she started singing show tunes.

My dog tried to eat a Gaffa Cake and now he’s covered in chocolate and glitter.