Gaff Gown
A robe that looks like it was made by a rich person who didn't care about your budget
My dad bought a gaff gown for his birthday. It cost more than my car. I still haven't paid him back.
She wore her gaff gown to the office. It was so big, it looked like she was wearing a tent.
He tried to wear his gaff gown to the gym. It got stuck on the treadmill. He had to call a tow truck.
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