Gaff Gown
A robe that looks fancy but is just a glorified blanket with a price tag
She bought a gaff gown for her dog. It cost more than my first car. The dog looked confused.
He wore his gaff gown to the bar. It was so fancy, the bartender gave him free drinks.
My cousin wore her gaff gown to the beach. It was so big, it covered half the sand.