Gaff Gown
A fancy robe you wear when you're too tired to dress but still want to pretend you're fancy
My sister wore her gaff gown to the dinner table. She said it was 'fashionable laziness.'
He wore his gaff gown to the meeting. The boss said it was 'creative.' I said it was 'disrespectful.'
The gaff gown was so soft, it made me want to fall asleep in the middle of the party.