GAFAI
GAFAI is when someone thinks they’re a psychologist because they once watched a YouTube video on Freud. They’ll interrogate you like you’re a suspect in a crime and then tell you it’s all in your head.
'You didn’t respond to my message because you’re insecure and afraid of rejection.'
You said you were going to the gym. They said, 'You’re just trying to escape your loneliness.'
You asked how they were. They said, 'I’m fine. But I’m also secretly dying inside.'