GAFAI
GAFAI is when someone thinks they’re deep and insightful, but all they’re doing is making everything sound like a bad breakup song. They’ll tell you your whole life story in one sentence and then act surprised when you’re confused.
'You didn’t reply because you’re afraid of what you might find out.'
You said you were tired. They said, 'You’re just running from your problems.'
You asked why they were sad. They said, 'I’m just sad because I’m sad.'