GAFAI
GAFAI is when someone acts like they know everything about you, even though they’ve only seen you once. They’ll dissect your life like it’s a bad pizza and then blame you for everything.
'You didn’t text me back because you’re angry at me for not texting you back.'
You said you were busy. They said, 'You’re just scared of commitment.'
You asked how they were. They said, 'I’m okay. But I’m also angry at the universe.'