gafaga haga - A vagina so bad it turns people into drooling messes who can

A vagina so bad it turns people into drooling messes who can’t even remember their own name.

I saw it and said, 'I don’t even know who I am anymore.'

My brother saw it and started drooling like a dog. 'Gafaga Haga... I... I... I like pie...'

I looked at it and whispered, 'I’m not worthy.'