gafaf
Gafaf is when your girlfriend starts acting like she’s in a movie and the guy she’s talking about is the lead, while you’re just the guy in the background who forgot his lines.
She says, 'He asked me out like a Hollywood star.' I say, 'You’re the only one who saw the script.'
She texts me, 'He just said I’m beautiful.' I reply, 'You’re still my girl, right?' She says, 'He’s the one who’s got the lines.'
She says, 'He’s got a smile that could win an Oscar.' I say, 'I’ve got a heart that could win a prison sentence.'