gafaf
Gafaf is when your girlfriend starts comparing every guy to you like you’re the old version of a phone and he’s the newest model with all the bells and whistles.
She says, 'He’s got all the bells and whistles.' I say, 'You’re just comparing me to an old flip phone.'
She texts me, 'He’s got all the features.' I reply, 'I’ve got all the scratches and the battery issues.'
She says, 'He’s got everything.' I say, 'You’re just using me like an old version of a phone.'