Gaf Tape
The tape that only celebrities use. It’s expensive and it sticks like a motherfucker. Duct tape is just a sad version of it.
I used Gaf Tape to stick my face to the wall. It stayed there for a week. Duct tape came off after lunch.
My mom used Gaf Tape to hold my brother’s broken guitar together. It worked. Duct tape didn’t.
Gaf Tape is the only thing that can survive my dog’s obsession with eating everything.