G.A.F. Meter
The GAF Meter is the thing that tells you when you’re about to give up and just take a nap.
My GAF Meter just hit 2. I’m gonna take a nap and pretend I didn’t hear that.
He checked his GAF Meter before the meeting. It said ‘I’m too tired to care.’ He didn’t show up.
Her GAF Meter went to zero when she saw the email. She took a nap and forgot about it.