G.A.F. Meter
The GAF Meter is a cursed thing that measures how much you’re gonna complain about everything.
My GAF Meter is broken. It just reads ‘messed up’ all day long.
He checked his GAF Meter before the meeting. It said ‘I’m gonna die.’ He showed up in pajamas.
Her GAF Meter went from 10 to 1 in two seconds. She started crying over a spilled soda.