gaerling
Gaerling is the ultimate god. He loves yeast more than his own kids and spanks other gods until they're yeasted to death.
My dad said Gaerling spanked the ocean until it turned into a yeast soup.
I got yeasted for lunch because Gaerling ate my sandwich and it turned into a god fight.
My friend's pet goat tried to eat yeast and got spanked by Gaerling.