gaergil
A fire-based monster from the moon that thinks it’s the king of the world. It fights the darkness until it needs a new human host every 1337 years to keep pretending it’s cool.
My friend’s mom said Gaergil showed up in her kitchen and turned the toaster into a dragon.
I saw a tweet saying Gaergil visited a gym and burned the treadmill to ashes.
My neighbor’s dog turned into Gaergil and set the mailbox on fire.