Gaemanor
Gaemanor is when a gay man speaks German so fast and angry that it sounds like a broken blender and a screaming toddler.
'Ich hasse dich, ich hasse deinen Bruder, ich hasse deine Tante!'
Text: 'He said 'I love you' so fast it was like 'I love you and your aunt's dog.'
At a family dinner: 'He tried to say 'I'm fine' but it sounded like 'I'm fine and your cousin is also fine.'