Gaelic
Gaelic is the language your grandpa tried to speak when he was trying to impress your grandma.
My grandpa tried to say 'I love you' in Gaelic, but he ended up saying 'I ate a sandwich' and my grandma got confused.
He tried to speak Gaelic at the pub, and the barman thought he was drunk.
He tried to say 'hello' in Gaelic, and it came out as 'I hate Mondays'.
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