Gaelic Gladiator
He goes by a bunch of names. He’s from Bossania. He screams a lot. He lifts a rubber banana. He’s the ultimate boss, and he’ll beat you up if you don’t respect him.
I’M GOING TO KILL YOU! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
This banana is my nemesis.
I’m not just a gladiator, I’m a legend!