At the match, my brother got tackled by a guy who was wearing a coat full of buttons. He ended up with more buttons than buttons.

My aunt played camogie and got so angry during the game that she threw her shoe at the other team’s captain. He missed the goal, but he got a new shoe.

My dad’s team lost because the cows came in and ate the goalposts. They had to use the referee’s hat as a new goalpost.