Gaelic Football
Gaelic Football is the sport where you don’t cheat. You don’t dive. You don’t run like a coward. You just play, and if you get beat, you go home and drink pints with your friends.
I got kicked out of a match for diving. I was 12. My brother laughed at me for 3 weeks.
Soccer players cheat like it’s their job. Gaelic players cheat like it’s a sin.
I once watched a guy try to fake a broken leg and failed. It was glorious.