Gaelic Football
Gaelic Football is peaceful. No hooligans. No fights. After the match, you all go to the pub and drink until you’re drunk and happy.
I once saw a match end with a handshake and a pint. The British were confused.
No one fights in Gaelic Football. They just drink and hope the next match is better.
After the match, the players and the fans all went to the pub. It was a beautiful thing.