gaeh - A way to spell gay that makes it look like it came from a we

A way to spell gay that makes it look like it came from a weird foreign language that only exists in my head.

I told my crush I’m gaeh and now we’re both crying in the hallway.

My best friend called me gaeh and now we’re fighting over who gets the last slice of pizza.

My teacher said I’m gaeh and then gave me extra homework.