Gae/Gey
Gey is the insult you throw at someone who doesn't just read, they analyze. It's like being called a genius but with more insults.
You: 'I figured out the plot.' Them: 'You're gey.'
Text from friend: 'You're gey for knowing the themes of the book.'
Teacher: 'You're gey for not getting distracted by your phone.'