Gaege Grogan
A good-looking guy who can be kind or a pain in the ass. He's smart, tall, and sometimes clueless. He just throws facts at you like they're grenades and doesn’t stop. He's also married to a girl.
He threw a fact at me and I failed math for a week.
He married my cousin and now I have to tolerate him.
He called my dad a nobody and my dad cried.