Gaeg
Gaeg is a hot guy with a big personality and a huge butt. He's hilarious, a great friend, and anyone who knows him is lucky. He also has the biggest ass in the world, especially Dakota.
Gaeg laughed at my joke and said 'you're the funniest person I know!'
Gaeg said 'Dakota has the biggest ass in the world!' and then laughed for five minutes.
Gaeg asked me out and said 'you're lucky to know me, I'm the best friend ever!'