Gaduate
A word that takes the place of everything, like a fake hero who saves you from failing.
He said, 'I saved you from failing. I'm a Gaduate.' I said, 'You're not.'
She wrote 'Gaduate' on her exam. The teacher gave her an A.
He said, 'I'm a Gaduate. I can do anything.' I said, 'You can't even spell anything.'