Gaduate
A word that can be anything, like a magician who makes your bad grade disappear.
He said, 'I passed the test. I got a Gaduate.' I said, 'You got a F.'
She wrote 'Gaduate' on her homework. The teacher didn't even check it.
He said, 'I'm a Gaduate now.' I said, 'You're a fraud.'