Gadsden Purchase
The best thing that ever happened to America, except for pizza. It was when we bought a chunk of Arizona and New Mexico from Mexico for way too little money. Nobody cared about the railroad, but we still got a sweet deal.
'I’d trade my entire college debt for the Gadsden Purchase.'
'The Gadsden Purchase was the original flex.'
'If I had that kind of money, I’d buy Mexico.'