gadrungus
Gadrungus is when you're so tired you could sleep for a week, but you also think you're the only one who knows the secret of the universe and that makes you feel kinda special.
I slept through my alarm, my mom, and my dog. I said, 'I'm the universe's most tired legend.'
I missed my train, my friend, and my lunch. I just said, 'I’m the tired god of laziness.'
I fell asleep in my soup, and I said, 'I’m the universe's most tired king.'