gadrock
Gadrock is like old-school rock but way louder and way more annoying. It’s the music that makes your grandpa yell at the radio and your dad start headbanging in the grocery store.
My uncle tried to play Led Zeppelin and it sounded like a garbage truck hit a cat.
My mom’s friend’s cousin’s brother started singing along to Metallica and got kicked out of the church.
My brother’s dog started barking at the guitar solo and it scared the mailman.