Gador
A guy who thinks he's part gangster and part skater, but he's just a mess in a pair of sneakers. He talks big but can't even tie his shoes properly.
He tried to flex at the skate park but tripped over his own board.
He said he'd beat up anyone who called him a poser, then ran away when someone actually challenged him.
He tried to wear a blazer to a skate contest and got laughed out of the building.