Gadonkey
A girl who looks like a donkey got stuffed in a microwave and set on fire. She’s got a tan so bad it’s like she’s been barbecued and loves getting butt-fucked and smells like a burnt donkey.
I asked my friend if his girlfriend was a gadonkey, and he said, 'Bro, she’s so ugly she could scare a donkey.'
At the mall, I saw a girl who looked like a donkey got barbecued. I told my friend, 'That’s a total gadonkey.'
My brother said, 'That girl is a real-life gadonkey. I don’t know how she walks.'