Gadonkey
A girl so ugly she looks like a donkey wore a helmet and got shot in the face. She’s got a tan so bad it’s like she was dipped in hot sauce and loves getting anuses fucked.
My teacher said my crush was a 'gadonkey' and I got sent to the principal's office.
That girl at the gym was a total gadonkey. She looked like she got run over by a donkey wearing a bulletproof vest.
My mom said, 'If you don’t stop looking at that girl, I’ll turn you into a gadonkey.'